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James Deen opens the scene by saying, “There are a lot of things in my life. I’m raising this cat. I’ve eaten a lot of ketchup. I ate butter, all butter. I’ve tried every soda at Sonic. Ordered everything off the McDonald’s menu and almost got arrested.” James then said that today, on James Deen Loves Food, it will be his biggest challenge yet. He suddenly takes all of his clothes off and without any warning heads up the stairs until he can no longer be seen from the focus of the camera. James is now in the kitchen and says that he will be cooking a pound of bacon while he is naked. A black non-stick pan with cooking oil is already prepared on the stove. He starts off putting strips of bacon on the pan and as he does it, he mentions, “for anyone who hasn’t cooked a pound of bacon, first of all, you should go and cook a pound of bacon. Second of all, bacon, when it gets hot, it spits. And it spits really hot grease directly at whoever is cooking.” James continues talking as he is cooking, “I don’t know why. But no matter what direction you are standing in, it is going to spit at you. So if anyone says that it is not a challenge, you have never cooked bacon.” James shifts the topic as he cooks. He says, “I would also like you to consider that I make my money off my penis but it’s extremely dangerous.” As oil spits out from the bacon, he mentions that cooking bacon while naked is such a horrible idea. He adds another bacon and oil spits again making him curse. James Deen says that he is fucking terrified but still continues on. But a few moments later, gives up and walks out of the kitchen saying that it is a fucking terrible idea.