Description

James Deen, wearing a black and white striped T-shirt, arrives at a McDonalds drive-thru at 11:34 in the morning. He notices that the fast food chain is offering sunny water for just one dollar so he orders one. He excitedly begins ordering food. James ordered chicken McNuggets and a big Mac sandwich with no mayonnaise and mac sauce. He acts like he was about to throw up as the mac sauce is brought up. He continues on with dulce de leche, a hot and spicy McChicken, a crispy chicken ranch wrap, a crispy chicken bacon wrap, a crispy sweet chili chicken wrap, a bacon cheeseburger, a small iced coffee vanilla, a chocolate cookie, a chocolate cookie with less sugar and an apple pie. At around 11:36 AM, James pauses and asks if McDonalds still serves breakfast. The person on the line answers that they only have pancakes and burritos. He proceeds to order more food. The list continues to grow with a breakfast burrito, a quarter pounder with cheese, double quarter pounder without cheese, a double quarter pounder with cheese, a quarter pounder deluxe, a fish-o-fillet, a Southwest crispy chicken salad, unsweetened iced tea, a regular Oreo McFlurry, a hot fudge sundae, a regular cheeseburger, a grilled onion cheddar burger, a McDouble and some pancakes. Just when you thought that James is done, he proceeds to add more on the list. He orders an oatmeal, a bacon wedge salad, a parfait, a Caesar’s salad with crispy chicken, and Happy Meal with cheeseburger. When asked what toy for he wants for his Happy Meal, he proudly says, a boy toy. It doesn’t end there though. He orders more. He places a super-sized French fries, a medium French fries and a small French fries. By 11:38, James finishes placing his orders. At 11:40 in the morning, James noticed that a staff member from McDonalds is writing down his license number. The manager, who is on the other line, asks him to pull over to the next window informing him that his total bill is $75. James corrects him, saying the bill is $89. Although he is ready to pay for the food, the manager mentions that they have the right to refuse order. James Deen just got kicked out of McDonalds.