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James Deen is one of the most professional actor in the business. Being a veteran, he is not afraid to explore and do all the kinds of porn as he can. But this one kind sticks out above the rest— food porn. For the people who haven’t heard of it, it’s like porn but the subjects are foods. You might be thinking about James fucking a sandwich. That’s not really it. This is just a kind porn where dicks, pussies and kinks are not involve. We apologize to some people who might be expecting James sticking his fat dick into a cheeseburger. We’re not there yet. James makes a video log(or vlog, for short) to document In-N-Out alleged secret menu. He made a list for foods he discovered somewhere. This kind lady has the patience to list out of James’ demands. Some of it are there, some of it weren’t. James is kind of disappointed that some of it can’t be made by them. He explains his piece to the cashier and sure enough, that guy gets it. He goes home and prepares to engage with the plethora of food he ordered. First one is the ‘Animal Style’ burger, spread, pickle relish and grilled onions. Second one is ‘2x4’ burger, two patties and two slice of cheese. Third is ‘Three by meat’ burger, three patties with no cheese. Fourth is ‘Three by thre— you know what? Just watch the damn video. James makes a mad review and in depth composition, styles and impressions. It’s worth it He made some custom burgers himself. Some are seriously good that you might consider making one yourself. Some are just… funny. He also mixed in some sides like some custom fries to go with the already-established quirky foods he made up. All in all, the thing you can get from all this madness is… James loves food. Simple.