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Food Porn. Fuck yes. James Deen has a great set of skill on fucking but did you know that he has a knack to make porn out of food? If the fucked up part of your brain says that he’s gonna stick his fat dick into a food, you’re totally wrong. ‘Coz today, he’s gonna make some madness involving few boxes of cereal and a small-sized pool. It was a nice, sunny afternoon when James gazes in the distance and says ‘I’m gonna make a fuckin’ cereal pool’. And he did. He went out to a local supermarket and gets as much variety of cereal as possible. But he can’t really call it a meal if he didn’t get some milk. So he went and gets some too. Eventually he had a good number of cereals to fill the pool and FUCKTON of milk. Did I say “some” earlier? I can’t remember. He made a Project runway for the cereals for his description and personal thoughts about it one by one. He had some personal favorites, not favorites and new things he discovered, like Reese’s cereal. I mean… what the fuck? There’s a cereal of Reese’s? Sweet baby Jesus— that’s really great! Going back, as usual, he made this little madness of his to tell the people that he’s not only about his dick and fucking. He got some soft spots left for food in his heart, considering the hard spots he has. He poured the gallons of milk into the pool like it’s some sort of a ritual. Maybe it is, thinking about it. When the all the milk has been poured, he now proceeds to sit beside his creation and starts eating. Of course, he did not eat with his bare hands. He’s not a madman. He brought a LADLE to eat that big ass cereal meal out of a kiddie pool.